Incredible News: The Coworker You Can't Stand Was Just Mildly Inconvenienced Today

CALIFORNIA, OC - The fluorescent office lights are shining a little brighter, colors are a little bit more vivid, and life just might be alright because - the coworker you can't stand was just mildly inconvenienced in a way that vindicates how you were feeling about them the whole time, and this is proof that the universe agrees with you.

The day was incredibly blah before this, but now? Life is really starting to come together. This is absolute proof that they just suck, and you do your job way better than they ever could. Your therapist doesn't need to know everything you feel. It is totally ok to keep this one to yourself. In fact, studies indicate that it is in no way an unhealthy pattern in your life, that this has caused such so much joy for you today.

Seriously, their downfall is great and all, but you're above caring about that kind of stuff anyway, and that's what makes you so much better than them. Honestly, you feel bad for them that they couldn't be more like you. I mean, sure, you come in late sometimes, you go over a deadline or two, and you take the occasional 30-minute long 15 minute break, but that's also part of your CHARM and why everyone enjoys you so much. You're quirky and lovable in a way they could never be. Honestly, girl, go home early today and order those clothes you've been wanting. You'll definitely pick up an extra shift next week, so it'll be like you never even left today. Keep up the great work, superstar!

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